Your voice makes me cringe and you're
Really annoying.
I can't even start
To explain how obnoxious
You and your "friends" are.
Ew no wow no stop.
Please stop trying so hard to
Impress everyone
Because it doesn't
Work. Everyone knows you're fake
As your eyelashes.
You think you're cool but
Hipsters are overrated.
And so are you, too.